Chief Rambler

Born in the darkness and left unattended, Mister Morphixx quickly became dissatisfied with everything and everyone. He now spends his days ranting about everything, often for his own amusement.

Chief Lover

Every once in a while, Mister Morphixx surprises everyone with acts of affection that demonstrate his ability to express love for others. His family and those closest to him can testify that he has a heart.

Chief Jokester

Most often for his own entertainment, Mister Morphixx will tell stories or jokes as long as others are willing to tolerate his presence. He is his own biggest fan and that’s OK with him.

Chief Listener

Blessed with a kind heart and the patience of a saint, Missus Morphixx is the foundation that holds the family together. Spiritual and caring, she awakes every day with a positive attitude and an eagerness to serve others.

Chief Smile Maker

Yeah, there’s two of them, but Mister Morphixx ran out time the night he built this page so the kids got reduced to a single entry. What more can be said about these kids except that they are the pride and joy of Mister and Missus Morphixx and no two children have been loved more.